“…we’re certain you’re going to like the way you look.“

“No one wants to see their brother or sister get tossed violently like that. I hide that stuff from my parents.”

“…decades before proper skateboards had been put to use.”

“…we’re even more excited for you all to see his acting skills.”

“A bunch of queer people fucking it up! Watch the video, read the title. What has skateboarding been all these years?”

The contest may have been pointless, but we got to see a bunch of the best skateboarders on earth going absolutely nuts.

“I'm not really one of those ‘back in my day it was better’ guys…even though my skating is probably stuck back in the day.”

“Other than skateboarding being inherently a bit of a crime, there was no warning.”

A compilation of recent greatest hits from Kirian Stone.

“…with fragmented remote work schedules and stimmy checks flowing in, we took to the streets en masse.”

A recap of our latest contest. With video!

Dustin doing what he does best

“It’s not a hammer video, but it was made during a pretty crazy time.”

“I didn’t know what to say to anyone so I spent the whole night with my mum.”

‘I'm an elder Zoomer, so I don't know too much about that.’